10 THINGS I DON'T KNOW

Photo by Christina Hartzell

We've all been there—the fake it till you make it moments. When you realize you wished you knew something instead of hanging by a thread acting like you know what you're doing. 

So here are 10 things I don't know, just so you know that I know that I don't know what I am doing: 

1. I don't know how to flip pancakes—it's really a disappointment. 

2. I don't know how I passed my macro and micro economics classes in college, but I did—thank you, Mr. Daoud!

3. I don't know how to swim, even though I took swimming lessons. 

4. I tried to learn to play guitar for a few weeks. I still don't know how to play. (send help please.)

5.  I took French and Spanish and still don't know how to speak any other language than English. 

6. I don't know what it's like to eat healthy and work out regularly—one week, I'm constantly striving toward creating a healthy lifestyle along with exercising, and the next I'm eating loads of chocolate and laying on the couch—I do know that in general, I tend to work in extremes like this. (Balance is key, I know I know.)

7. I don't know how to change a tire. Let's hope a kind soul will help when that time comes. 

8. I don't know how to stop laughing once I start, it's sometimes a tragedy when the situation requires me to act like an adult or to be quiet. 

9. I don't know how to count music. You would think being a dance teacher that I should be excellent in my music counting skills, but ask my students, all I can do are sound effects. 

10. I don't when to use apostrophe "S" or "S" apostrophe. In my defense, I missed school on that day and never figured it out...so yes, I still fake it.  

Let's be real, there are a ton of other things I don't know, but here's a little handful, so you can call me out if I act like I know what I'm doing. (wink, wink)